Old Dan Tucker
Old Dan Tucker was a fine old man,
Washed his face in a frying pan,
Combed his head with a hickory stick
Laid down to die with a limber prick.
Chorus:
- So get out the way old Dan Tucker,
Too late to get your supper,
Supper's over, dinner's cookin',
Old Dan Tucker's just standin' there lookin'.
Old Dan Tucker was a fine old soul
Buckskin belly and rubber asshole
Swallow a barrel of cider down
Then he shit all over town.
Old Dan Tucker climbed a tree
So goddamned drunk he could see
Stuck his pecker in a peckerwood hole
Couldn't get it out to save his soul.
Old Dan Tucker come to town
Flopping his pecker up and down
Says "I'm going to pull my pud.
The pussy in this down an't no damn good."
- [members of the Norman Luboff Choir]
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The Earthy Side
- King David [recitation] Time: 0:10
- There Was An Old Farmer Time: 0:45
- Dead-eye Dick [recitation] Time: 0:41
- Her Whole Estate Time: 0:29
- Love Song [recitation] Time: 0:12
- Old Fashioned Harlot Time: 1:36
- Some Die Of Drinking Whiskey Time: 0:21
- Dark-eyed Gentleman Time: 1:54
- Old Boy [recitation] Time: 0:15
- Gentlemen Will Please Refrain Time: 0:55
- His Only Limitation [recitation] Time: 0:06
- Yellow, Yellow Yorlin Time: 2:08
- Invitation [recitation] Time: 0:12
- Young Man Of Calcutta Time: 0:28
- Advise To A Young Man [story] Time: 2:04
- Adultery Ad Absurdum Time: 0:32
- Ropey Squadron Time: 1:35
- Funiculi, Funicula Time: 0:47
- Pastorale ["The Sheepherd Lay in the Tall, Tall Grass...", recitation] Time: 0:42
- Lydia Pinkham Time: 2:15
- Now That I'm Old [recitation, has been used as a toast] Time: 0:32
- Yankee Doodle Time: 1:08
- Song [aka Sylvia The Fair] Time: 1:54
- Did I Say All [recitation, has been used as a toast] Time: 0:28
- John Harrolson Time: 2:02
- Twenty Toes [toast] Time: 0:12
- Old Dan Tucker Time: 1:19
- Punkt [recitation] Time: 0:06
- The Sexual Life Of The Camel Time: 0:29
- My Lady's Coachman Time: 0:52
- A Man Of Audacity [recitation] Time: 1:13
- Bona Nox Time: 0:42
- Bastard King Of England Time: 1:53
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