[Monroe Is a Beautiful Creature]

Monroe is a beautiful creature,
Just ninety-nine feet in the hole [sic].
She fucked herself with a fork handle,
And run the tines up her asshole.

I met Monroe in the morning,
Her ass was all covered with blood.
I asked her what was the matter;
She said she'd been fucked by a stud.

I met Monroe in the morning,
She said she'd had a beautiful dream.
She dreamed she'd been fucked by a steamboat
And had a small threshing machine.

	From the repertoire of fiddler William Bigford of Portland, Michigan (1898-1986), collected by Paul Gifford of 
Flint, Michigan.