Below is the raw OCR of Raunchy Songs [of Phi Kappa Psi]. Here is the PDF of the scanned pages. Please note that most of the songs here are not specific to Phi Kappa Psi but are the shared drinking songs of most Greek sororities & fraternities. If you haven't been drunk at a fraternity party, you will not understand these songs.
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Compare this songbook with the untitled Alpha Sigma Phi Songbook (1962), Shitty Songs Of Sigma Chi (1962), Theta Epsilon Omicron Iota Pledge Manual (1973), Songs of Theta Xi (1992), and Theta Xi Omega Fraternity (ΘΞΩ): An Anthology of Drinking Songs (2003).
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Chorus:
All-a-wet sdol, junu all-a-wet spot
All-a-wet soot, junu all-a-wet
Docs she have
A Scraciv r.a:r lyes she h3S a Scragty h3ir;
a Scraciv hzir {3 Scr3gly n3ir)
She's 3ii-a-wet (she's ali-a-wet)
Ah, 3h, ah, jr.
(Chorus)
Other Verses:
A hion toreneac
A rurro brow
Two butt teeth
A broken nose
Two b;a licse 2owi sized swinging tits
a dippied chin
2.G. qut
K3DD3 butt
Theta thighs
one black eye
i piacec my hand uoon her toe
yo-ho. yo-no
(repeat)
I place my n3nd upon her toe
She said Thi Psi your way too low-
Shove it in sheve it out quit fuckin" about
vo-nc. vo-r.o, yo-no
I piaceo mv r.3no upon her thigh
yo-ho. yo-hc
(repeat)
I place mv hand upon her thigh
She said "Phi Psi you re way too sly"
Shove ;t ;n shove it out Quit fuckin' about
yo-ho, yo-no. yo-ho
I placed mv hand upon her tit
yo-ho, yo-ho
(repeat)
I place my hanc upon her tit
She said "Phi Psi go for the ciit"
Shove it :r. shove it out Quit fuckin' about
yo-ho. yo-ho. yo-ho
i placed mv h3no upon her snatch
yo-ho, yo-ho
(repeat)
I place mv hand upon her snatch
She satd "Phi Psi go for the hatch"
Shove it in shove it out Quit fuckin' about
yo-ho. yo-ho, yo-ho
t placed my cock inside her mouth
yo-ho, yo-ho
i puiac mv cock msiot ncr mouth
She said 'Phi Psi A6HAAAAA!!**
Shove it in sneve il out guu fuefcin aooui
yo-no, yo-no, yo-ho
We lain her out in a Dine wooo box
vo-fto, yo-ho
ir«ocaU
we laid her out in a pine wcoo box
Shp died from sucking a Phi Psi cock
oheve :t m shove it out quit fuckm' aDout
vn-ho. yo-ho. yo-no
we dig her up every now ana then
yo-ho, yo-ho
invest)
We d:o her us every now and then
we fucken t\er once well run: fter aaam
Shove it in shove it out quit fuckm" about
yo-ho, vo-hof yo-no
c,hontm ttv Load (sung to Ring of the Roaa)
Beaver for sale or rent
Slide it in straight or bent
No bugs or germs and no regrets
Ya ram st in and get it wet
Chorus:
we got (3.2,1) hours or ramming haro
Down Gavley bouievard
lm the guy from PKP
Shcotin my load
Our president's name is Tony
Look at him he's kind of lonely
So if you want to pteoge
Gel on your knees ana give him head
(Chorus)
Phi Psi we have it made
were always gettin' laid
And if you don't believe it's true
Ask your mother and your sister too
(Chorus)
Birth Control (sung to Yesterday)
Birth control
It's enough to save your girlfriend's soul
When you re crawling up inside her hole
Oh I believe in birth control
pregnancy
Them s J snotqun hanging ovr»r me
Now ( have to face expectancy
Ch I Deneve in oirth control
Chorus:
Why d I have U come
! acnt Know she wouidnt blow
! slaved in tua Jong
.Mow i long tor oirth control
Sybhillis
It all started with a simple kiss
Mow it hurts eacn time I take a diss
C.K. I've contracted syphiilis
Leprosy
All mv Dody parts are falling off of me
Cm not .K.aif the man I used tc be
Oh I've contracted leprosy
(Chorus J
Slfl ttan (sung to Candy Han)
Wno can rate his organ (repeat)
Die it ;n vasal:ne (repeat)
Ram It uo inside you till ft tickles your splean
Chorus:
The 2 and n man, the S and tt man
The 5 ano tt man cause he mixes it with love
And manes the hurtin' feel good
The hurtin' feel good
Who can take your right wrist (reoeat)
Curf it to a stool (repeat)
Som vou arouna and whip you with his tool
(Chorus)
Who can take a diloo (repeat)
Soil it ti!! it's hot (repeat)
Cover it with oil and ram it up your twat
(Chorus)
who can take a chain saw (repeat)
Shove it up your hole (repeat)
Turn the fucker on and make a taco caseroie
(Chorus)
Who can take a cheese grater (repeat)
Rub it on your tits (repeat)
Collect 'em all together and eat the little bits
(Chorus)
7
wnn can t3*e some not wax ireoc3U
cour.it on your ouoes irepeau
::cm a fuckin' match and watcn vou run to get ice cubes
Soil voyr ;PC yVer
Cr.arus.
On Poll your leg over, Oh Roll your leq over
Oh Roll vour lea over the Phi Psis are here
i wisn that ail giris were like....
viva laoarta and J were Chuck Young I would Durst, their pinvatta
'ChcrusJ
Statues or Venus 3nd I were r.ne m3n with the petrified penis
(Cherus)
Additional verses:
Waves or. the ocean and l were a ship I wcuJd go with the motion
Spicks m a pile and I were 3 mason Id lav them in style
Tacs on a keg and I were a drunk I'd pump them till they Pegged
5ig thick snag rugs and 1 were a steamer I'd steam them for Pugs
Strawperry sundaes and ! were a spoon I would dip in their und:es
DG.'s in neat and I were a Phi Psi id give them my meat
Xi's in a fight they'd clirr.P into bed and hide there from
fright
Big light house towers and I were the wave I would slam them for
hours
Pieces of shit and I were a fly i would stick to their clit
Bicycle riders and I were a seat I would nde up inside her
Arapian soil and I were from Exxon Id drill them for oil
beautiful flowers and I were a bee I'd pollinate them for hours
Holes in the road and I was a dump truck I'd fill them with my
load
Pies on a snelf and I was a baker Id eat them myseif
The Great Wail of China I'd w:p out my chop stick and tease their
vagina
Clams in a bucket I'd eat it. I'd please it. I'd tease it. I'd
fuck it
Burger King Whoppers thev'd flow hot and juicy and give me good
topper
Strawberry swirls and on ail of their necks I'd leave polished
white pearls
Computer and I were a disk I would slide right into her
Rungs on tall ladders I'd ciimo them for hours and fonaie their
tatters
1 wish that all girts were singing this song
ltd be twice as dirty and three times as long
(Chorus)
Av. Av, Av
Chorus:
Ayt Ay, Ay. Ay
iYour mother sucks bat shit from cave wails 1
[Your mother sucks golf balls through hose pipe]
[Your mother makes soup with used condoms 1
[Your mother plays leapfrog with unicorns]
I Your brother got aids from your father]
iYour mother sucks moose cum off pinecones]
It woe down u. Tennetbe
i was o ooot-Diac* it was me
a:jC my father shoveled horsesrr.t in the street.
in the street!
Thcr. one day when i was your.?
•He found diamonds in the dune. ,"■'■
And he shipped rr.c off tc this fraternity...-2,3,4
'Jrinfc. drink. cr;nk you dirty Dastards.
Raise your classes on ud hipn,
Anc wet! dnnk another glass
To the biggest horses ass,
that was ever pledged tc Old Phi Kappa Psi!
Damn, damn, damn the Sigm3 Nu'ers
To hell with the Bet3 Theta Pi's
Fuck the Xi's, and to all the rest
'Cause we know we are the best
Were the drunken sons of Old Phi Kappa Psi!
P'.:sh Xzr In A Corner
Just push Uer in a corner and hold her tight like this
Just put your arms around her waist, and on her lips a kiss
And if she starts to murmur, or if she starts to cry
Just tell her it's the sacred seal, of Old Phi Kappa Psi
The Pert Pose
The red rose of Phi Psi, in true colors fair
Will always remind us of brotherhood so rare.
The message it brings of fraternity life so true
Will 31 ways remain in the love 1 give to you
Old Pal Of nine
Oh tell me now eld psi of mine
fceiore we have to part
The you wiU ne'er forget the bonds
Tnat bine us heart to heart
for.c mcmrics of dear old Phi Psi
:p. c»d 3Qc linger still
Sweethearts and friends may fail you
tat a Phi Psi never will.
bweethesrt c: Old Phi Psi, l tear vou softly calling me
And a:i the v»crld reflects the sunshine of your smile
! :ikt» :o nnid vou in my 3rms
AC.T.:re the beauty of your charms
And wnisper softly that 1 love you too;
The creams o; college d3vs seem more than dreams
v/r.en vnu era near.
Your love crives all mv doubts like sunsnine drives the dew
Anc so when ear vnu hear me 3nswenna. dear
ycu'1: !;r.ew mv love :s true,
at.-;••:*. ::t.: -;: ? :ovp i? mean: :cr c.r.iv vcu • ''
An Ode To Chop
(Sung to the tune "Do your ears hang low?....")
(verse *1)
Does your bung hang loose from constant overuse?
Are you slightly overweight from all tne jtsm mat you ate?
Well there's a house on the row,
It's a place you ought to stop.
It's the code sucking, butt fucking
House of lamb-chop.
(Chorus)
If you're a queer with a gerbil up your rear,
If you're a Bi who likes both girls and guys,
Well, just stop on by
Cause they've got both in supply.
At the cum belching, bung fetching,
House of Lamda Chi.
(verse *2)
If you want a rear end poke,
Cause its dick you like to smoke.
And you think you're a fairy,
Cause you Iflce a butt cheek hairy.
Well there's a house on the row,
Os a faggot buttfove shop.
At the cock sucking, butt-fucking,
House of lamb chop.
(repeat chorus)