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  • Here's to somebody --
    Somewhere, somebody
    Makes love to somebody,
    To-night. 

    lowe, 1910.

 

  • Here's to the flowers that form and bloom,
    While you're in my arms, and I'm in your room.
    There's a bird, a bottle and a bed that is tossed,
    A door that is locked, and a key that is lost,
    And a night a thousand years long.

    [1938 CLEAN DIRT]


    Here's to the roses and lillies in bloom 
    You in my arms and I in your room
    A door that is locked A key that is lost
    A bird and a bottle and a bed badly tossed 
    And a night that is 50 years long.

    [From: pisarra (at) ccnet.com (Chris Pisarra) Date: 1996-02-16  Usenet: rec.humor]


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