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Almost all limericks can be easily converted into toasts.
Just change the "There once was a ..." to "Here to ...
" These toasts below were found as limerick toasts & not
adapted. Legman's Limericks & Limericks Series II are two of the
best books of limericks. Buy them & you will have thousands of
limericks for toasts.
- A LIMERICK TOAST
Here's to the gal from St. Paul
Who wore a newspaper gown to the ball
The paper caught fire
And burnt her entire
Front page, sport section and all .
- A LIMERICK TOAST
Here's to old King Montezuma,
For fun he would bugger a puma.
The puma in play
Clawed both balls away --
How's that for animal humor?
1948
- All hail the naked female
Big of breast, round rear, pretty tail
Her lake of resistance
Keeps the race in existence
May our yen for her tail never fail!
- A LIMERICK TOAST
Here's to it, and through it, and to it again,
To suck it, and screw it, and screw it again!
So in with it, out with it,
Lord work his will with it!
Never a day we don't do it again!
1880
- A LIMERICK TOAST
Here's to Harry Hamster
a perverted, kinky scamster
he stuffed his arse
with broken glass
and killed his lover's hamster!
- A LIMERICK TOAST
Here's to T. Lucretius Carus
who cheers and consoles, from afar, us
with his atoms pell-mell
demonstrating that Hell
can't ever conceivably char us.
- A LIMERICK TOAST
All hail, in our fond, foolish rhyme
To the plush whore of yore in their prime!
To the millions of dollies
Whose sexual follies
Ring down through the cathouse of Time!
1965
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