Silent George
Hey folks, gather around. Here's a pip of a story about a man known to his many girlfriends as Silent George. Now the time is midnight and Mary Jones, a beautiful young girl, is in her bedroom asleep."
[There is a knock on the door.]
Oh my goodness, a burglar. But it might be, gosh, I hope it isn't who I think it is.
[Further knocks, and then the door opens.]
George, what on earth! What are you doing out here? You know how Daddy feels about us keeping late hours. No George, you can not come in this time of night.
George, don't you dare shut that door behind you. [Sound of door shutting]
George, put that
For the rest of the record, we are encouraged to identify with George, who lives up to his moniker, remaining utterly silent throughout the proceedings. George's actions are revealed through Mary's half-whispered statements: he comes in, takes off his coat, sits on the bed, takes off his shoes, and gets under the covers. Throughout all of this, Mary has been protesting and threatening to call her "Daddy" ("Daddy might come in!"). George becomes more aggressive, kissing her breast, fondling Mary ("no, please don't put your hand down there on me"), and Mary's protests become more desperate: "George you're forcing me, why do you have to be so rough?" As the record builds to its (literal) climax, Mary cries out. These cries
Daddy! Daddy! Daddy. Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, oh Daddy"
George, I'll give you just four hours to take that big thing out of me.
- Various Artists
- LD
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Silent George - [Unknown] Time:
3:07
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- LD
