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When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
That's diarreha (pffft, pffft)
Diarrhea (pffft, pffft)
When you're sliding into second
And it it's getting kind of hectic
That's diarreha (pffft, pffft)
Diarrhea (pffft, pffft)
When you're sliding into third
And you lay a juicy turd
That's diarreha (pffft, pffft)
Diarrhea (pffft, pffft)
When you're sliding into home
And your pants begin to with foam
That's diarreha (pffft, pffft)
Diarrhea (pffffffffffft)