From Ioseph of Lockesley Black Book, as forwarded by Susan Johns, Austin, Texas, 6/26/94
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                  ROGER OF ASTRAKHAN
                        -Traditional
        (Tune: a variant of "Hinky, Dinky, Parlay Voo")

            There was a Roger of Astrakhan
                 Yo ho! Yo Ho!
            A most licentious, fucking man
                 Yo ho! Yo Ho!
            Of wives he had a hundred and nine
            Including his favorite concubine
                 Yo Ho ya buggers! Yo ho ya buggers!
                 Yo ho! Yo ho! Yo ho!

            One day he had a hell of a stand
            He called to a warrior, one of his band
            Go down to the harem ya lazy swine
            And fetch me favorite concubine

            Oh the warrior fetched the concubine
            A figure like Venus, a face divine
            O Roger gave a significant grunt
            And parked his pecker inside her cunt

            O Roger bellowed loud and long
            The maiden's cries were short and strong
            And just when the ride had come to a head
            They both fell thru the fucking bed!

            They hit the floor with a hell of a dunt
            And completely buggered the poor girl's cunt
            And as for the Roger's significant cock
            It never recovered from the shock

            There is a moral to this tale
            There is a moral to this tale
            If you would try a girl at all:
            Stick her up against the wall!

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