17.  WHY WAS HE BORN SO BEAUTIFUL?
Melody--Itself

Why was he born so beautiful?
Why was he born at all?
He's no fuckin' use to anyone,
He's no bloody use at all.

(optional verses)
They say he's a joy to his mother,
But he's a pain in the asshole to me,

He's fresh as a daisy,
He drives me crazy,

So drink it down, down, etc . . .


From "Hash Hymns," edited by Paul Woodford, Honolulu, Hawaii, 1994