Caviar Comes from Virgin Sturgeon

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Chorus: 
Caviar comes from the virgin sturgeon,
The virgin sturgeon is a very fine fish,
The virgin sturgeon needs no urging,
That's why caviar is my dish.

I gave caviar to my girlfriend,
She's a virgin through and through,
Since I gave my girlfriend caviar,
There ain't nothing she won't do.

I gave caviar to my bow-wow,
All the other doggies looked agog,
He had what those bitches needed,
Wasn't he a lucky dog?

I gave caviar to my grandpa,
Grandpa's age is ninety-three,
Last time that I saw grandpa,
He's chased grandma up a tree.

My father was a lighthouse keeper,
He had caviar for his tea,
He had three children by a mermaid,
Two were kippers, one was me.

As "Virgin Sturgeon," this is number 36 in Paul Woodford's "Hash Songs II" (Honolulu, Hawaii, 1994).  He notes it is sung to the familiar tune of "Rueben, Rueben."
Joseph Bethancourt's "The Black Book of Locksley" has a  version current in Society for Creative Anachronisms and/or Renaissance Faire circles.