Charlotte the Harlot III

[ B ]
 
Twas down in Cunt Valley, where Red Rivers flow
Where cocksuckers flourish, and maidenheads grow,
Twas there I met Lupe, the girl I adore,
My hot fucking, cocksucking Mexican whore.

Now Lupe popped her cherry when she was but eight,
Swinging upon the old garden gate.
The cross-member broke and the upright went in,
And she finished her life in a welter of sin.

She'll fuck you, she'll suck you, she'll tickle your nuts,
And if you're not careful, she'll suck out your guts.
She'll wrap her legs round you till you think you'll die.
I'd rather eat Lupe than sweet cherry pie.

Now Lupe's dead and buried, and lies in her tomb,
While maggots crawl out of her decomposed womb,
The smile on her face is a sure cry for more,
My hot fucking, cocksucking Mexican whore.

	In 1992, this song directly led to the temporary suspension of Theta Xi fraternity at UCLA.  According to the Los Angeles Times of October 2, 1992, Allen Yarnell, assistant vice chancellor for student and campus life, described the songbook as "ugly, sexist, racist and homophobic.  We deplore it."
Though she personally found the song offensively sexist and racist both, Ms. Kelly Besser graciously furnished a copy of the Theta Xi songbook to the editor.

[ C ]

'Twas down in cunt valley where red rivers flow,
Where cocksuckers flourish and maidenheads grow,
'Twas there I met Lupe, the girl I adore,
She's a hot fucking, cocksucking, Mexican whore.

Chorus:
She'll fuck you, she'll suck you, she'll tickle 						your nuts,
And if you're not happy, she'll suck out your guts,
She'll wrap her legs 'round you till you want to die,
But I'd rather eat Lupe than sweet cherry pie.

When Lupe was a young girl of just about eight,
She'd swing to and fro on the back garden gate,
The crossmember parted, the upright went in,
And since then she's lived in a welter of sin.

Now Lupe is dead and she lays in her tomb,
The worms crawl around in her decomposed womb,
The smile on her face, well, it says "Give me more,
I'm a hot fucking, cocksucking, Mexican whore."

As "Lupe," this variant of Charlotte the Harlot III is included in Paul Woodford, "Hash Hymns II" (Honolulu, Hawaii, 1994).  It too uses the melody of "Sweet Betsy from Pike."