141.  LUPE (Charlotte the Harlot III)
Melody--Sweet Betsy From Pike

'Twas down in cunt valley where red rivers flow,
Where cocksuckers flourish and maidenheads grow,
'Twas there I met Lupe, the girl I adore,
She's a hot fucking, cocksucking, Mexican whore.

CHORUS: She'll fuck you, she'll suck you, she'll tickle 						your nuts,
And if you're not happy, she'll suck out your guts,
She'll wrap her legs round you till you want to die,
But I'd rather eat Lupe than sweet cherry pie.

When Lupe was a young girl of just about eight,
She'd swing to and fro on the back garden gate,
The crossmember parted, the upright went in,
And since then she's lived in a welter of sin.

Now Lupe is dead and she lays in her tomb,
The worms crawl around in her decomposed womb,
The smile on her face, well, it says "Give me more,
I'm a hot fucking, cocksucking, Mexican whore."

From Paul Woodford, "Hash Hymns II" (Honolulu, Hawaii, 1994)