I Used to Work in Chicago

	J. Kenneth Larson has in his "Barnyard" omnibus a fragment of this from Southeastern Idaho, collected between 1920 and 1952.  It is given as a "vulgar stanza learned from grade school children." (p. 43)

When I was in Chicago,
I worked in a department store;
I worked in a hosiery department --
I did, but I don't anymore.

A lady came asking for garters.
I asked her what kind she wore.
She pulled up her dress and said, "Rubber."
I did, but I don't anymore.