Hi Reo, Dandy Oh!

[ A ]

As I was going down the street,
	Hi reo, dandy oh!
Two whores I chanced to meet,
	Hi reo, dandy oh!

One called me "Stud," and I called me "Mare,"
	Hi reo, dandy oh!
I fucked the one with the little brown hair.
	Hi reo, dandy oh!

All the next nine days to the Doc I went,
To get my cock sucked out at the end!

In came a nurse with an old greasy rag;
She washed my cock and squeeze my bag!

In came a doctor with a knife and block'
At one whack, off came my cock!

All the next two weeks I spent in bed,
With a stub of a cock without any head.

It's all over now -- wish I had it to do again!
A nine-inch cock and a head as big again!

Come all you young men, take warning by me:
Never fuck the first whore you see!

[ B ]
]
As I was going down the street,
Two pretty maidens I chanced to meet.

One was fair, very fair.
She called me "Stud" and I called her "Mare."

The other was dark, with curly locks;
She gave me the clap, and I gave her the cock!

Now, before the doctor I did stand,
My rotten peckeer in my hand!

He had a hatchet and a block.
With one whack he cut off my cock.

And now that I'm well and free from pain,
I'l go back to the stump and try it again.

Both texts are from J. Kenneth Larson's typescript "Barnyard Folklore of Southeastern Idaho," collected between 1920 and 1952, a copy of which is deposited in the American Folklife Center, Library of Congress.  Larson does not give a melody.