Jim Taylor

[ A ]

My name is Jim Taylor,
My cock is a whaler,
My bollocks weigh ninety-four pounds.
And when I fuck Anna,
I fuck 'er, God damn 'er,
I drive her ass into the ground.

[ B ]

My name is Tom Taylor,
My cock is a whaler,
My balls weigh forty-four pounds.
If you know any ladies 
That want any babies,
Just tell them Tom Taylor's in town.

	The melody for this boast, or advertisement, has not be found.  The "A" text is from the collection made by Dale Koby in northern California in the early part of the 1960's.  Eminger Stewart, in a letter from San Francisco, October 7, 1959, to the editor, provided the "B" text.  Paul Gifford collected a slight variant of "A" from William Bigford, of Portland, Michigan, prior to 1982.
	A variant of the "A" version is in Larson's "Barnyard" collection, gathered in Idaho from schoolchildren without a tune.  (P. 43, no. 45.)