165.  YOU TAKE THE LEGS OFF BETTY GRABLE
Melody--???

You take the legs off Betty Grable,
You take the hair from Myrna Loy,
You take the tits off old Jane Russell,
And the ass off a baby boy.
You take the hands and face off some old clock,
And brother, when you're through,
The only thing that's missing is the C-U-N-T,
And that, you sorry sack of shit, is YOU-U-U!

From Paul Woodford, "Hash Hymns II" (Honolulu, Hawaii, 1994)