Yankee Doodle

Yankee doodle had a cat, and he was double-jointed.
He took him to the blacksmith's shop to get his pecker
	pointed.

Chorus;
Yankee doodle, doodle doo, Yankee doodle dandy,
Yankee doodle, keep right on and keep the money handy.

Oh, Yankee doodle had a cat, and he was folly frolicked, [sic]
Everytime he caught a rat, he caught him by the bollocks.

	From the William Bigford collection gathered by Paul Gifford prior to 1982.  See under "Gilderoy" below.