39.  YOGI BEAR SONG
Melody--Camptown Races
(Take turns leading verses)

There is a bear in the deep dark woods,
Yogi, Yogi,
There is a bear in the deep dark woods,
Yogi, Yogi Bear.

CHORUS (repeat previous verse): Yogi, Yogi Bear,
Yogi, Yogi Bear,
There is a bear in the deep dark woods,
Yogi, Yogi Bear.

Yogi has a little friend,
Boo-Boo, Boo-Boo . . .

Boo-Boo has a girlfriend,
Cyndi, Cyndi . . .

Yogi has a girlfriend,
Suzi, Suzi . . .

Cyndi has a shaven snatch,
Grizzly, Grizzly . . .

Cyndi wears crotchless undies,
Teddy, Teddy . . .

Cyndi likes it on the ice,
Polar, Polar . . .

Cyndi gets what she deserves,
Pregnant, Pregnant . . .

Suzi likes it up the rear,
Dirty, Dirty . . .

Suzi's boyfriend has no teeth,
Gummi, Gummi . . .

Suzi's snatch it smells like cheese,
Camel, Camel . . .

Suzi she has great big tits,
More than, More than (I can bear) . . . 

Suzi gets four bits an hour,
Jingle, Jingle . . .

Cyndi's tampon has no string,
Cotton, Cotton . . .

Yogi didn't use a condom,
Daddy, Daddy . . .

Boo-Boo likes it upside down,
Koala, Koala . . .

Yogi didn't wipe his butt,
Brown, Brown . . .

Yogi got a case of crabs,
Itchy, Itchy . . .

Yogi lights Kuwaiti farts,
Saddam, Saddam . . .

Boo-Boo likes to stroke his tool,
Wanker, Wanker . . .

Yogi also likes young boys,
Poofter, Poofter . . .

Yogi he has HIV,
Dying, Dying . . . (ad nauseam)

From Paul Woodford, "Hash Songs II" (Honolulu, Hawaii, 1994)