278.  PATRIOTIC SONG
Melody--Itself

Asshole, asshole,
A soldier I would be. To piss, to piss,
Two pistols on my knee.

Fuck you, fuck you,
For curiosity.

To fight for the old cunt, to fight for the old cunt,
To fight for the old country.

From Paul Woodford, "Hash Hymns II" (Honolulu, Hawaii, 1994)