180. HITLER, HE ONLY HAD ONE BALL Melody--Colonel Bogey March Hitler, he only had one ball, Goering, had two but very small, Himmler, had something simmler, But poor old Goebbels had no balls at all. (Whistle melody for chorus) Frankfurt, has only one beer hall, Stuttgart, die m„dchen all on call, Munich, ve lift our tunich, To show ve Chermens have no balls at all. (HASHER'S NAME), is very short, not tall, And blotto, for drinking Singha and Skol, A Cherman, unlike (HASHER'S NAME), Because (HASHER'S NAME) has no balls at all. From Paul Woodford, "Hash Hymns II" (Honolulu, Hawaii, 1994)