199.  THREE GERMAN OFFICERS 
Melody--Mademoselle from Armentiers
(Take turns leading verses)

Three German officers crossed the Rhine,
Parlez-vous.
Three German officers crossed the Rhine,
Parlez-vous.
Three German officers crossed the Rhine,
They fucked the women and drank the wine,
Inky dinky, parlez-vous.

They came upon a wayside inn, etc . . .
Shat on the mat and walked right in,
Inky dinky, parlez vouz.

Oh landlord have you a daughter fair,
With lily-white tits and golden hair?

Oh yes I do but she's too young,
To sleep with a stinking German hun.

At last they got her on a bed,
Shagged her till her cheeks were red.

And then they took her to a shed,
Shagged her till she was nearly dead.

They took her down a shady lane,
Shagged her back to life again.

They shagged her up, they shagged her down,
They shagged her right around the town.

They shagged her in, they shagged her out,
They shagged her up her waterspout.

Seven months and all was well,
Eight months went and she began to swell.

Nine months went, she gave a grunt,
And a little Kraut bastard popped out of her cunt.

The little Kraut bugger he grew and grew,
He shagged his mother and sister too.

The little Kraut bugger he went to hell,
He shagged the Devil and his wife as well.

From Paul Woodford, "Hash Hymns II" (Honolulu, Hawaii, 1994)