[We Haven't See Old Currie]

	Canfield's Canadian correspondent contributed this in 1926 with the explanation that "Currie" was in command of the Canadian Expeditionary Force.  A parody to be sung to the tune of "He's a Cousin of Mine,"  this has the tone of a true soldiers' song.   

We haven't seen old Currie for a hell of a time.
We never see the dirty bastard up in the line.
We went to Mons to see what he was doin'
We found the Canadian Army in a fucking state of ruin.
Oh, we haven't seen old Currie in a hell of a time.
He may have been blown up by a mine -- we hope so.
He had a horror of trenches.
Fuck him!  He's no cousin of mine.