79.  INCEST TIME IN TEXAS
Melody--Yellow Rose of Texas (Cray -- ??? "When Its Round Up Time in Texas")

When it's incest time in Texas,
When there's no cunt to be found, 
Your mother's in the bathroom,
With her panties halfway down,

No time for masturbation,
No time to beat your meat,
When it's incest time in Texas,
Mother-fucking can't be beat!

From Paul Woodford, "Hash Hymns" (Honolulu, Hawaii, 1994)