From cray@mizar.usc.edu Mon Jun 30 22:11:33 1995

Newsgroups: alt.jokes.limericks

From: jcf@world.std.com (Joseph C Fineman)


There once were two ladies of Birmingham,

And this is a story concerning 'em:
  
They lifted the frock
  
And tickled the cock

Of the bishop, while he was confirming 'em.



Now that bishop was nobody's fool:

He'd been to divinity school,
  
So he hauled down his breeches
  
And screwed those two witches

With his holy episcopal tool.



Now one of those gals was named Sue,

And Sue said, when the bishop was thru.
  
"The vicar was quicker
  
And slicker and thicker

And two inches longer than you."


-- 
Joe Fineman  jcf@world.std.com
        
239 Clinton Road        
(617) 731-9190
        Brookline, MA 02146