Date: Sat, 22 Oct 1994 21:26:37 -0700 To: Ed Cray From: zippy@usa.net (Pikes Peak H4) Subject: Christopher and Alice Got the following from my friend Ian Cumming in Houston last weekend . It's a nursery rhyme of sorts. I particularly like his explanation of "plate." Enjoy ZiPpY CHRISTOPHER AND ALICE Inside the yard at Buckingham Palace Christopher Robin went down on Alice "Dear little Christopher knows his stuff At 'Trying the Beard' and 'Noshing the Muff,' " Says Alice Inside the yard at Buckingham Palace Christopher Robin's still gobblin' Alice "One more time, then after lunch I'll reciprocate and 'Munch the Trunch' " Says Alice Christopher Robin is getting his knob in Alice is down and gobblin' Robin She won't say a word while 'Tonguing the Tool' "Cos it's rude to talk when your mouth is full" Says Alice They're plating away at Buckingham Palace Alice plates Robin and Robin plates Alice They're laying down upon the turf "Nothing compares with a 'Soixante Neuf'" - Says Alice "ZiPpY, Plate (verb transitive) is short for Plate of Ham, rhyming slang for Gam, short for Gamarouche [sic], slang for Cunnilingus, or more specifically Penilingisism. Aren't you glad I shared that with you. Ian. " On 10/24/94, ZiPpy added, "Ian performed it in a kind of sing-song nursery rhyme fashion. He says it's from his childhood in the '30s. "