24.  COCK ROBIN
Melody--Who Killed Cock Robin

Who killed cock robin?
"I," said the sparrow,
"With my bow and arrow,
I killed cock robin."

CHORUS: Oh-h-h-h the birds of the air said,
Fuck it!  Let's chuck it!
When they heard cock robin
Had kicked the fucking bucket!
When they heard-d-d-d cock robin-n-n-n
Had kicked the fucking bucket!

Who saw him die?
"I," said the owl,
"With my little trowel,
I'll dig the grave."

Who'll ring the bell?
"I," said the bull,
"With my mighty tool,
I'll ring the bell."

Who'll say the prayer?
"I," said the rook,
"With my little book,
I'll say the prayer."

From Paul Woodford, "Hash Hymns II" (Honolulu, Hawaii, 1994)