75.  I LIKE COCK
Melody--Three Blind Mice

I like cock,
I like cock,
See how they rise,
See how they rise,
They fit so nicely and feel so grand,
They come in all sizes, all shapes and brands,
There's nothing finer than making them stand,
'Cause I like cock,
I like cock.


76.  I LIKE CUNT
Melody--Three Blind Mice

I like cunt,
I like cunt,
Tight little cunt,
Tight little cunt, 
Up against railings I've often stood,
Fucking young ladies and doing them good,
It's so much better than pulling your pud,
'Cause I like cunt,
I like cunt.

From Paul Woodford, "Hash Hymns II" (Honolulu, Hawaii, 1994)