147.  MRS. PUGGY-WUGGY
Melody--???

Mrs. Puggy-Wuggy has a square cut punt,
Not a punt cut square,
Just a square cut punt.
It's round in the stern and blunt in the front,
Mrs. Puggy-Wuggy has a square cut punt.

From Paul Woodford, "Hash Hymns II" (Honolulu, Hawaii, 1994)