Maids, When You're Young, Never Wed an Old Man SONG An old man came courting me, Hey doo-rum down. ( This line often done as "Me being young" ) An old man came courting me, Fain he would marry me Maids, when you're young, never wed an old man. CHORUS For they've got no falloorum, falliddle, falloorum They've got no falloorum, falliddle all day. They've got no falloorum, They've lost their ding doo-rum So, maids, when you're young, never wed an old man. Now, when we went to church, Hey ding, doo-rum down. Now, when we went to church, Hey doo-rum down. When we went to church, He left me in the lurch Maids, when you're young, never wed an old man. CHORUS Now, when we went to bed, Hey ding, doo-rum down. Now, when we went to bed, Hey doo-rum down. Now, when we went to bed, He neither done nor said Maids, when you're young, never wed an old man. CHORUS Now, when we went to sleep, Hey ding, doo-rum down. Now, when we went to sleep, Hey doo-rum down. Now, when we went to sleep, Out of bed I did creep Into the arms of a jolly young man. FINAL CHORUS And I found his falloorum, falliddle, falloorum, I found his falloorum, falliddle all day. I found his falloorum, he got my ding doo-rum So, maids, when you're young, never wed an old man. From Susan Johns, Austin, Texas, 6/22/96, as sung in SCA and Renaissance Fair circles. This is from Goldstein English recording.