From Joe Fineman, ca. May 15, 1994

OLD KING COLE

as sung at St Andrews University, 1959

Old King Cole was a merry old soul,
And a bugger for his hole was he.
He called for his wife in the middle of the night,
And he called for his fiddlers three.
Now every fiddler had a fine fiddle,
And a very fine fiddle had he.
	"Fiddle-de-fiddle-de-dee," said the fiddlers,
	"Merry, merry men are we.
	There's none so fair as can compare
	With the boys of the varsity."

Old King Cole was a merry old soul,
And a bugger for his hole was he.
He called for his wife in the middle of the night,
And he called for his tailors three.
Now every tailor had a fine needle,
And a very fine needle had he.
	"Stick it in and out, in and out," said the tailors.
	"Fiddle-de-fiddle-de-dee," said the fiddlers,
	"Merry, merry men are we.
	There's none so fair as can compare
	With the boys of the varsity."

...painters...
...a fine brush...
	"Slap it up and down, up and down,"...

...jugglers...
...three fine balls...
	"Throw your balls in the air,"...

...coalmen...
...a fine bag...
	"Do you want it in the front or in the back,"...

...bakers...
...a dozen fine buns...
	"Fill those buns with cream,"...