133.  DAISY, DAISY
Melody--Daisy, Daisy

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer true,
Daisy, Daisy, wouldn't you like to screw?
I really must beg your pardon,
But I've got a ten-inch hard-on,
From beating my meat against the seat,
Of a bicycle built for two.

From Paul Woodford, "Hash Songs II" (Honolulu, Hawaii, 1994)