No. 153 (Extract.  This is one stanza of three or four in Number 153.)

	Parody on Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend

A poke with a bloke may be quite incidental,
Durex is a girl's best friend.
You may get the works,
But you won't be parental
As he slides it in,
You trust that good old latex skin,
As he lets fly, none gets by,
Cause it's all gathered up in the end.
This little precaution
Avoids an abortion,
Durex is a girl's best friend.

From Paul Woodford, "Hash Hymns II" (Honolulu, Hawaii, 1994)