From bawdy-owner@bdragon.shore.net Sun Sep 1 19:54:09 1996 Return-Path: bawdy-owner@bdragon.shore.net Received: from shore.shore.net (uucp@shore.shore.net [192.233.85.136]) by mizar.usc.edu (8.7.2/8.7.2/usc) with ESMTP id TAA10209 for ; Sun, 1 Sep 1996 19:54:08 -0700 (PDT) Received: from bdragon.UUCP (uucp@localhost) by shore.shore.net (8.7.5/8.7.3) with UUCP id WAA04545; Sun, 1 Sep 1996 22:53:19 -0400 (EDT) Received: by bdragon.shore.net (0.99.960714) id AA00315; 01 Sep 96 04:06:42 -0500 From: Chris Malme Date: 31 Aug 96 07:00:38 +0000 X-To: bawdy-l@bdragon.shore.net Subject: FW: My Favorite Things Message-Id: X-Listname: Bawdy Filking To: bawdy-l@bdragon.shore.net (Multiple recipients of Bawdy Filking) Reply-To: bawdy-l@bdragon.shore.net (Multiple recipients of Bawdy Filking) Errors-To: bawdy-owner@bdragon.shore.net Sender: bawdy-owner@bdragon.shore.net Precedence: bulk Status: RO X-Status: They say that filk is everywhere, just waiting to be discovered. The following words were written by a friend of a friend, who had never heard of filk before, but has been happily rewriting songs for years. == Forwarded Message Follows ========================================= From: Graham TSM Date: 24 August 1996 15:27 To: Stories Subject: My Favorite Things After killing myself laughing at Libby's wonderful rendition of this, I kept thinking of new words...so here, with thanks to Libby, is my plagiarised version. Apologies to just about everybody, from Julie Andrews onwards....he he......... My favorite things Dildoes and corsets and Chainmail Bikinis Black Leather cages you lock on your weenies Fetish and fashion and pierced nipple rings These are a few of my favorite things... When the lash bites When the crop stings When it hits the Spot I simply remember my favorite things And it makes me feel...so hot!! Wrist cuffs and collars and straps of black leather Chrome chains and Padlocks to hold them together Tease whips and gags sort the girls from the boys These are a few of my favorite toys.... Nip Clips and Clit clips and Ball gags and Blindfolds Dildoes and butt plugs to stop up your assholes Enema pipes and some new "KY" gel All delivered in brown paper, so the neighbors can't tell.... Bottle green panties like the girls wore in school A brief french maids outfit to make your mouth drool Black halter tops and a PVC skirt And a long leather whip ..oh yes, that will hurt!! Floggers and paddles and crops of black leather Rubber and latex are fun in all weather Canes of rattan that deliver a sting All these and more are my favorite things!!! When the lash bites When the crop stings When it hits the Spot I simply remember my favorite things And it makes me feel...so hot!! ====================================================================== -- Chris Malme minstrel@filklore.demon.co.uk via Minstrel's Wyrmhole -- Bawdy Mailing List To post to the list, send a message to bawdy-l@bdragon.shore.net To (un)sub-scribe, send a message to listserv@bdragon.shore.net -- |Gateway: Black Dragon Inn |GateOp: root@bdragon.shore.net From bawdy-owner@bdragon.shore.net Tue Sep 3 08:19:55 1996 Return-Path: bawdy-owner@bdragon.shore.net Received: from shore.shore.net (uucp@shore.shore.net [192.233.85.136]) by mizar.usc.edu (8.7.2/8.7.2/usc) with ESMTP id IAA13257 for ; Tue, 3 Sep 1996 08:19:54 -0700 (PDT) Received: from bdragon.UUCP (uucp@localhost) by shore.shore.net (8.7.5/8.7.3) with UUCP id LAA23435; Tue, 3 Sep 1996 11:19:52 -0400 (EDT) Received: by bdragon.shore.net (0.99.960714) id AA00377; 03 Sep 96 04:04:15 -0500 From: Mark A Mandel Date: Mon, 2 Sep 1996 10:27:50 -0400 (EDT) X-To: Multiple recipients of Bawdy Filking Subject: Re: FW: My Favorite Things Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Message-Id: X-Listname: Bawdy Filking To: bawdy-l@bdragon.shore.net (Multiple recipients of Bawdy Filking) Reply-To: bawdy-l@bdragon.shore.net (Multiple recipients of Bawdy Filking) Errors-To: bawdy-owner@bdragon.shore.net Sender: bawdy-owner@bdragon.shore.net Precedence: bulk Status: RO X-Status: That is VERY nice! Here is something from my files, started by Magnus & Marion Kee and continued by yours truly, under the nom de reseau of SilverBlack***. Most of my family and singing companions aren't usually up for bawdy songs. When I first wanted to repost this, I emailed Marion for permission, which she gave. I think this might go nicely as a duet: She sings the first 2 verses, He the 2nd two, and duet chorus. At some point I realized that some females might be taking offense at much of the 2nd half, under the mistaken impression that it was His fantasy of what She would want. It's actually His fantasy of what He might enjoy. [M&M's distinction goes for me too**.] *** The persona I used to maintain at alt.callahans: the guy with 50/50 black-and-silver hair and (after a while) a silver asymmetric beard. The hair is now about 10/40, but the beard is still as was. -- Mark A. Mandel FIJAGH Now, *filking*, on the other hand... ---------- ---------------- From: Marion.Kee@A.NL.CS.CMU.EDU Newsgroups: rec.org.sca Date: 4 Jan 90 Magnus and I wrote this one in July of 1984, Note that the tune is still under copyright (Rodgers & Hamerstein [sic]). We didn't copyright the lyrics; add new verses at will (but DO try to make them scan!) Please note this song is intended for adult post-revel and SF/Fanta-con use. (Singing it at an event or meeting will almost certainly offend someone.) ** This is a modern filk of a modern song and probably makes us sound like a more exciting couple than we really are; however, we do both have a streak of chaos that takes delight in poking fun at our rather staid public personas . . . *both of us speak dialects of American English where "dull" and "all" come very close to rhyming. Your mileage may vary. --Marion (a.k.a. Marian Greenleaf) [above text slightly edited from the posting in which the song appeared -- SB] My Favorite Things (Magnus 'n' Marian, A.S. XIX) Black lace on garters, and manacles with leather, Being tied down and caressed with a feather, Just being bad so I'm spanked 'til it stings, These are a few of my favorite things! Collies and bathtubs filled up with lime jello, Odd toys from Frederick's stashed under my pillow, Playing with Spot while I talk on the phone, These are the things that I do when alone-- During sermons and at meetings, When life's getting dull, I simply remember my favorite things, And then I'm not bored--at all!* [The following verses are mine. SB] Red fishnet stockings and chrome-studded sashes, K-Y and dildoes and long braided lashes, Silk that drapes softly and satin that clings, These are a few of my favorite things! Nuns in sundresses who walk the high wire, Intricate games played with blindfolds and fire, Clips on my nipples attached to long strings, These are a few of my favorite things! ------------------------------------------------- NO SOLICITORS OVER 18 Religious, commercial, charitable, or otherwise ** Offenders will be COMPOSTED ** -- Bawdy Mailing List To post to the list, send a message to bawdy-l@bdragon.shore.net To (un)sub-scribe, send a message to listserv@bdragon.shore.net -- |Gateway: Black Dragon Inn |GateOp: root@bdragon.shore.net From bawdy-owner@bdragon.shore.net Sun Sep 1 19:54:09 1996 Return-Path: bawdy-owner@bdragon.shore.net Received: from shore.shore.net (uucp@shore.shore.net [192.233.85.136]) by mizar.usc.edu (8.7.2/8.7.2/usc) with ESMTP id TAA10209 for ; Sun, 1 Sep 1996 19:54:08 -0700 (PDT) Received: from bdragon.UUCP (uucp@localhost) by shore.shore.net (8.7.5/8.7.3) with UUCP id WAA04545; Sun, 1 Sep 1996 22:53:19 -0400 (EDT) Received: by bdragon.shore.net (0.99.960714) id AA00315; 01 Sep 96 04:06:42 -0500 From: Chris Malme Date: 31 Aug 96 07:00:38 +0000 X-To: bawdy-l@bdragon.shore.net Subject: FW: My Favorite Things Message-Id: X-Listname: Bawdy Filking To: bawdy-l@bdragon.shore.net (Multiple recipients of Bawdy Filking) Reply-To: bawdy-l@bdragon.shore.net (Multiple recipients of Bawdy Filking) Errors-To: bawdy-owner@bdragon.shore.net Sender: bawdy-owner@bdragon.shore.net Precedence: bulk Status: RO X-Status: They say that filk is everywhere, just waiting to be discovered. The following words were written by a friend of a friend, who had never heard of filk before, but has been happily rewriting songs for years. == Forwarded Message Follows ========================================= From: Graham TSM Date: 24 August 1996 15:27 To: Stories Subject: My Favorite Things After killing myself laughing at Libby's wonderful rendition of this, I kept thinking of new words...so here, with thanks to Libby, is my plagiarised version. Apologies to just about everybody, from Julie Andrews onwards....he he......... My favorite things Dildoes and corsets and Chainmail Bikinis Black Leather cages you lock on your weenies Fetish and fashion and pierced nipple rings These are a few of my favorite things... When the lash bites When the crop stings When it hits the Spot I simply remember my favorite things And it makes me feel...so hot!! Wrist cuffs and collars and straps of black leather Chrome chains and Padlocks to hold them together Tease whips and gags sort the girls from the boys These are a few of my favorite toys.... Nip Clips and Clit clips and Ball gags and Blindfolds Dildoes and butt plugs to stop up your assholes Enema pipes and some new "KY" gel All delivered in brown paper, so the neighbors can't tell.... Bottle green panties like the girls wore in school A brief french maids outfit to make your mouth drool Black halter tops and a PVC skirt And a long leather whip ..oh yes, that will hurt!! Floggers and paddles and crops of black leather Rubber and latex are fun in all weather Canes of rattan that deliver a sting All these and more are my favorite things!!! When the lash bites When the crop stings When it hits the Spot I simply remember my favorite things And it makes me feel...so hot!! ====================================================================== -- Chris Malme minstrel@filklore.demon.co.uk via Minstrel's Wyrmhole -- Bawdy Mailing List To post to the list, send a message to bawdy-l@bdragon.shore.net To (un)sub-scribe, send a message to listserv@bdragon.shore.net -- |Gateway: Black Dragon Inn |GateOp: root@bdragon.shore.net