20.  BESTIALITY'S BEST
Melody--Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Boys
(Take turns leading verses)

CHORUS: Bestiality's best, boys,
Bestiality's best--FUCK A WALLABY!
Bestiality's best, boys,
Bestiality's best.

Oh, put your log up a dog, Claude,
Put your log up a dog--BESTIALITY!
Don't you fancy a dog, Claude,
Put your log up a dog.

Stick your lug in a slug, Doug,
Stick your lug in a slug--BESTIALITY!
Aren't you hot for a slug, Doug,
Stick your lug in a slug.

Slip your slew to a ewe, Lou,
Slip your slew to a ewe--BESTIALITY!
Don't you dream of a ewe, Lou,
Slip your slew to a ewe.

Get turned on by a duck, Chuck, 
Get turned on by a duck--BESTIALITY!
Doesn't that make you go quack, Chuck,
Get turned on by a duck.

Tickle the clit of a gnat, Matt,
Tickle the clit of a gnat--BESTIALITY!
Isn't that just where it's at, Matt,
Tickle the clit of a gnat.

Rough love with a horse, Boris,
Rough love with a horse--BESTIALITY!
You gotta use force with a horse, Boris,
Rough love with a horse.

(Keep making up verses until begged to stop--following are some suggestions)

HARRIERS:
Make a llama a mama
Stick your dork in a stork
Make an eel squeel
Bring a flea to her knees
Stick your needle in a beetle
Drop some goo in a shrew
Skull fuck a duck

HARRIETTES:
Grind your mound on a hound
Rub your beaver on a retriever
Rub your cunt on an elephunt
Drip your juice on a moose
Rub your clitty on a kitty
Give your milk to an elk
Rub your box on a fox
Rub your clitoris on a hippopotamus
Drip your yeast on a wildebeest
Rub your twat on an ocelot
The best course is a horse