From bawdy-owner@bdragon.shore.net Tue Jul 8 02:36:55 1997 Return-Path: Received: from mizar.usc.edu (mizar.usc.edu [128.125.253.135]) by almaak.usc.edu (8.8.4/8.8.4/usc) with ESMTP id CAA29174 for ; Tue, 8 Jul 1997 02:36:55 -0700 (PDT) Received: from shore.shore.net (uucp@shore.shore.net [192.233.85.136]) by mizar.usc.edu (8.8.4/8.8.4/usc) with ESMTP id CAA20183 for ; Tue, 8 Jul 1997 02:36:57 -0700 (PDT) Received: from bdragon.UUCP (uucp@localhost) by shore.shore.net (8.8.3/8.8.2) with UUCP id FAA29556; Tue, 8 Jul 1997 05:35:31 -0400 (EDT) Received: by bdragon.shore.net (0.99.970109) id AA03744; 07 Jul 97 04:52:46 -0500 From: Anthony & Joy Hilbert Date: Sat, 5 Jul 1997 21:01:42 +0100 X-To: bawdy-l@bdragon.shore.net Subject: Anyone remember the Macarena? Message-Id: X-Listname: Bawdy Filking To: bawdy-l@bdragon.shore.net (Multiple recipients of Bawdy Filking) Reply-To: bawdy-l@bdragon.shore.net (Multiple recipients of Bawdy Filking) Errors-To: bawdy-owner@bdragon.shore.net Sender: bawdy-owner@bdragon.shore.net Precedence: bulk Received: from punt-1.mail.demon.net (punt-1c.mail.demon.net [194.217.242.136]) by shore.shore.net (8.8.3/8.8.2) with SMTP id RAA05484 for ; Sat, 5 Jul 1997 17:28:01 -0400 (EDT) Received: from hilbert.demon.co.uk ([194.222.35.149]) by punt-1.mail.demon.net id ab1322460; 5 Jul 97 22:14 BST Mime-Version: 1.0 X-Mailer: Turnpike Version 3.03a Status: RO X-Status: This turned up on another list I was on. The person who posted it said it was one of those things that floats around the Net without an owner, so I can't attribute it. Thought it might interest you. Joy Hilbert Hey, Masturbator (to the tune of the Macarenna) Sitting in my house, and I know that I'm alone, Feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bone. Go and grab a Penthouse its the one with Sharon Stone. Hey Masturbator!! I go a little faster and its feeling kind of nice, Once ain't enough so I have to do it twice. If you wanna spank the monkey I can give you good advice. Hey Masturbator!! I use some baby oil or a little Vaseline, Laying down a towel so I keep my carpet clean. Never shake my hand cause you don't know where its been Hey Masturbator!! I do it in the car when I'm driving down the street, One hand on the wheel and the others on my meat. I can't get out the car cause I'm sticking to the seat. Hey Masturbator!! Since I was a kid I have been a Masturbator, choke the chicken, hum the knob, squeezing the tomato. I've looked at Ms. November now I'm gonna decorate her. Hey, Masturbator!! Buffing the banana, Mr. Lizard shaking bacon, Pounding on the flounder and its mayonnaise I'm making. Spank the frank, wax the carrot, god my hand is aching. Hey, Masturbator!! -- Bawdy Mailing List To post to the list, send a message to bawdy-l@bdragon.shore.net To (un)sub-scribe, send a message to listserv@bdragon.shore.net -- |Gateway: Black Dragon Inn |GateOp: root@bdragon.shore.net