163.  SWEET ANTOINETTE
Melody--Sweet Adeline

Sweet Antoinette,
Your pants are wet.
You say it's sweat.
It's piss, I bet.
In all my dreams,
Your bare ass gleams.
You're the wrecker
Of my pecker,
Antoinette.

From Paul Woodford, "Hash Hymns II" (Honolulu, Hawaii, 1994)