Date: Wed, 7 Sep 1994 15:50:56 -0700

To: cray@mizar.usc.edu

From: zippy@usa.net (Pikes Peak H4)

Subject: new hash song

Cc: 72772.2633@compuserve.com






This is a new hash song used to call the hares to the ice.
> Yank My Wad of the Charleston H3 is the writer (unless he
> ripped it off and didn't tell us)
>
> Mr. Blue Balls
> (sung to: Zip-i-dee-do-da)
>
> 

Zip-i-dee-do-da, Zip-i-dee-day
> 
My oh my what a miserable lay.
> 
Haring is great but, beerings the best
> 
Time for your down-down, put the ice on the chest
>
> 
Slap your ass cheeks 'round that ice hole
> 
it's a fact
> 
it's irrefutable
> 
it's cold right on your pubicals
>
> 
Zip-i-dee-do-da, Zip-i-dee-day
> 
Down-downs are better than your miserable lay.
>
> 

Mr. blue balls formed an icecicle
> 
He's all cold
> and furry too
> 
better find something to screw
>
> 
Oh zip-i-dee-do-da, zip-i-dee-day
> 
Hope you like ice cause thats where you'll stay
>
> 
on on
> 
Royal Canadian Mount Her, 

CSCH3



Yo Ed,

Here's yet another one.  Some explanation of hash
culture might be useful.  The hare lays the trail
using marks usually made of flour and or chalk.
The hounds try to follow the trail.  At the end a
ritualistic ceremony is held, variously called an
On-On, On-In, or On-After.  In most hashes the
hare is either rewarded or penalized for the net
worth of the trail as judged by the hounds.  In
either event, the result is a down-down -- a beer
 somewhere between 12 and 32 ounces, which is
completely chugged or poured on the victim's head.
In some hashes, prior to the doing the down-down
itself, the hare is expected to sit bare-assed on
a block ice for a period of time.  Down-down's
(and ice sitting) are not restricted to hares.
Other reasons for down-downs include, but are not
limited to:  first timers (aka: new boots or virgins),
new shoes (beer is drunk from one of the offending
shoes), color coordinated apparel, the award of a
hash name, being the FRB (front running bastard),
being DFL (dead fucking last), visiting hashers,
getting married/divorced/laid off, new baby, wearing
a hat in the down-down circle, and anything else
that comes to the collective mind of the hash.

CF: Flying Booger




ON-ON!
ZiPpY
GM, Pikes Peak H4
Colorado Springs, CO, USA