Alouette [ A ] Chorus: All-a-wet-spot, junti all-a-wet spot All-a-wet-spot, junti all-a-wet. (Leader) Does she have a scraggly hair? (Chorus) Yes, she has a scraggly hair. (Leader) A scraggly hair? (Chorus) A scraggly hair. (Leader) She's all-a-wet. (Chorus) She's all-a-wet. Ah, ah, ah, ah. All-a-wet-spot, junti all-a-wet spot All-a-wet-spot, junti all-a-wet. Similarly: A high forehead A furrow[ed] brow Two buck teeth A broken nose A dimpled chin A D.G. gut A Kappa butt Theta thighs One black eye Two big Rose-Bowl-sized, swinging tits There is no indication in the typescript of Phi Kappa Psi fraternity songs at UCLA, circa 1991-92, that this is to be sung cumulatively. Other versions of "Alouette" are. A copy of the songbook was provided to the editor by Ms. Kelly Besser. A similar text is in "The Songbook of Sigma Pi," compiled in 1990-1992 at UCLA, and furnished by Ms. Besser.