THE COUNTESS' GARTER
-Anonymous
(Tune: "Cornell's Alma Mater") (& only sing it when you KNOW your listeners!)

High above a Countess' garter, high above her knee
Lies the key to her successes: her virginity!
Once she had it, now she's lost it
It is gone for good!
She goes down for belted fighters
Like a Countess should!
Lift her skirts, Oh lift them gently,
Lay her on the grass!
Ofien are the times I've dreamed of
A piece of Countess' ass!

		"The Black Book of Locksley"*