61.  (I WANT A) GANG BANG 
Melody--Itself
(Take turns leading verses)

CHORUS: I want a gang bang if I could,
Because a gang bang feels so good.
When I was younger and in my prime,
I used to gang bang all the time.
Now I'm older and getting gray,
I only gang bang once a day.

SINGER: Knock, knock.
PACK: Who's there?
SINGER: Ida.
PACK: Ida who?
SINGER: Ida want another gang bang if I could,
Because a gang bang feels so good, etc . . . 

OTHER VERSES:
Ben/Ben dover and have another . . .

Turner/Turner over and have another . . .

Sam and Janet/Sam and Janet evening I'd have a . . .

Bob/Bob down and let's have another . . .

Orange/Orange you glad I didn't say Bob down and let's 					have another . . .

Ranger/A ranger her for best entry at the . . .

Oliver/Oliver clothes were off at the . . .

Peter Meter/My peter'll meet her at the . . .

Dolly Parton/Dolly's partin' her thighs at the . . .

Tijuana/Tijuana bring your mama to the . . .

Kissinger/Kissinger's great but fuckin' her's better at 
	the . . .

Betty/Betty'll have a sore dick . . .

Europa/Europa to the bed post for the . . .

Extinct/Extinct like fish at the . . .

Eileen/Eileen her over the sofa at the . . .

Sharon/Sharon share alike at the . . .

Hedda/Hedda lotta sex at the . . .

Mason Dixon/Mason's Dixon's the girl at the . . .

Ima/Ima glad we had this . . .

Eisenhower/Eisenhower late for the . . .

Witchy/Witchy one your gonna fuck at the . . .

Kenya/Kenya gimme directions to the . . .

M. R./M. R. some nice-a tits at the . . .

Charlie Pride/Charlie pried her legs apart at the . . .

Banana/Banana na na na na na . . .(and so on)

From Paul Woodford, "Hash Hymns II" (Honolulu, Hawaii, 1994)