Knock, Knock

	At its height, the great "politically correct" controversy had university administrators in 1992-1993 censoring college songbooks and singers.  At Georgetown University, according to the short-lived right-wing newspaper Heterodoxy (February, 1993, issue, p. 3), the school's rugby team "had sung an old standard based on the Knock, Knock. Who's There? routine, the answer being 'Tijuana.' 'Tijuana who? Tijuana bring your mother to the gang bang?'  The team was not punished, according to Dean of Students Renee De Vigne, because its song, though offensive, was not directed at a specific individual."
	The second edition of Muse had a version from USC.  Appropriately, this supplement adds one from crosstown rival UCLA, as printed in the songbook of Sigma Pi, compiled circa 1990-1992.  A copy was furnished to the editor by Ms. Kelly Besser.

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Knock, knock!
Who's thre?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lean 'er up against the wall.
	We'll have a gang bang.
	Yes, we will.
	We'll have a gang bang.
	What a thrill.

Chorus:
When I was younger, and in my prime,
I used to gangbang all the time.

Other verses:

Charlie Pride ** Charlie Pride is a popular country and western singer.¯
Charlie pried her legs open
	At the gang bang.
	Yes, he did.
	So he could fill her
	Full of lovin'.

Eisenhower
I's an hour late
	For the gang bang
	Yes, I was.
	So I missed out on
	All the lovin'.

Gladiator
Glad he ate her
	Before the gang bang,
	Yes, he was,
	'Cause we filled her
	Full of vodka.

Urine
You're in for sloppy seconds
	At the gang bang.
	Yes, you are
	'Cause we filled her 
	Full of vodka.

Tiajuana
Tiajuana bring your mother
	To the gang bang?
	Yes, you do
	So we can fill her
	Full of vodka.