143. MARY ANNE BURNS (Mary Anne Barnes, in Muse p. 359-61)
Melody--Itself

Mary Anne Burns is the queen of all the acrobats,
She can do tricks that'll give a guy the shits,
She can shoot green peas from her fundamental orifice,
Do a somersault and catch'em on her tits.
She's a great big son-of-a-bitch,
Twice as big as me,
Got hair on her ass like the branches on a tree,
She can swim, fish, fight, fuck,
Fly an airplane, drive a truck,
Mary Anne Burns is the girl for me.

From Paul Woodford, "Hash Hymns II" (Honolulu, Hawaii, 1994)