Roll Me Over

This is number one and the fun has just begun,
Roll me over, lay me down, and do it again.
Roll me over, in the clover,
Roll me over, lay me down, and do it again.

This is number two and his hand is on my shoe...

This is number three and his hand is on my knee...

This is number four and he's got me on the floor...

This is number five and his hand is on my thigh...

This is number six and I'm in a hell of a fix...

This is number seven and I'm on my way to heaven...

This is number eight and the doctor's at the gate...

This is number nine and the twins are doing fine...

This is number ten and I'm ready to do it again.

	Rowland Berthoff, professor of history, emeritus, at Washington University, St. Louis, sang this at Oberlin College, Ohio, circa 1940, and in the U.S. Army, from 1942-1946.  When in the army, Berthoff wrote, the third line was adapted to read, "Roll me over, Yankee soldier..." 

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	The Kenneth Larson "Barnyard" typescript contains a number of rhymes Larson collected between 1920-1950 in Idaho.
Number 38 (p. 43) runs:

Half-past one:
The fun is just begun!
Half-past two:
They think they're going to screw!
Half-past three:
He just went out to pee.
Half-past four:
They're doing it some more!
Half-past five:
The kid is now alive.
Half-past six:
She's taking all his prick!
Half-past seven:
She things she is in heaven!
Half-past eight:
The doctor's at the gate.
Half-past nine:
Again they're doing fine.
Half-past ten:
They're doing it again.
Half-past eleven:
They wish they'd quit at seven!
Half-past twelve:
They're tireder than hell!