From bdragon!bawdy-owner@jjmhome.jjm.com Sat Feb 10 03:21:35 1996 Return-Path: bdragon!bawdy-owner@jjmhome.jjm.com Received: from transfer.stratus.com (transfer.stratus.com [134.111.1.10]) by mizar.usc.edu (8.7.2/8.7.2/usc) with ESMTP id DAA20517 for ; Sat, 10 Feb 1996 03:21:33 -0800 (PST) Received: from light.jjm.com (light.hqsl.stratus.com [134.111.105.15]) by transfer.stratus.com (8.7.3/8.7.3) with ESMTP id GAA23228; Sat, 10 Feb 1996 06:20:36 -0500 (EST) Received: from jjmhome.jjm.com (root@jjmhome.jjm.com [198.114.254.1]) by light.jjm.com (8.7.3/8.6.12) with ESMTP id GAA13957; Sat, 10 Feb 1996 06:20:34 -0500 (EST) Received: from bdragon.UUCP (Uxsmds@localhost) by jjmhome.jjm.com (8.7.1/8.6.12) with UUCP id GAA29024; Sat, 10 Feb 1996 06:04:32 -0500 (EST) X-Authentication-Warning: jjmhome.jjm.com: Uxsmds set sender to bdragon!bawdy-owner using -f Received: by bdragon.jjm.com (0.99.950801) id AA07471; 05 Feb 96 06:10:09 -0500 From: "P. Alan Thiesen" Date: Sun, 4 Feb 1996 18:58:08 -0800 (PST) X-To: bawdy-l@bdragon.jjm.com Subject: Good Ship Venus Message-Id: <199602050258.SAA08381@Xenon.Stanford.EDU> X-Listname: Bawdy Filking To: bawdy-l@bdragon.jjm.com (Multiple recipients of Bawdy Filking) Reply-To: bawdy-l@bdragon.jjm.com Errors-To: bawdy-owner@bdragon.jjm.com Sender: bawdy-owner@bdragon.jjm.com Precedence: bulk Status: RO X-Status: I posted this back in August, but at least two people on this list never saw it, so perhaps it never got through... Here is "The Good Ship Venus." Improvements and additional verses are welcome. If there is interest, I could post the melody using Chris Croughton's ASCII music notation. The Good Ship Venus We sailed on the good ship Venus, By God, you should have seen us. The figurehead was a whore in bed And the mast was a red-hot penis. Chorus: There was friggin' in the riggin' Wankin' in the plankin' Masturbatin' in the gratin' There was fuck-all else to do. The Captain of our lugger Was born and bred a bugger Declared unfit to shovel shit From one place to another. The Captain's daughter Mable Was willing, firm and able To fornicate with the Second Mate Upon the chartroom table The Captain's daugher Charlotte Was born and bred a harlot At night her thighs were lily-white By morning they were scarlet The captain's youngest daughter, She fell into the water. Her plaintive squeals announced that eels Had found her sexual quarter. The First Mate's name was Andy An able man and randy He used to cool his favorite tool In a glass of the Captain's brandy The first mate's name was Morgan, By God, he was a gorgon. Ten times a day he'd stop to play With his reproductive organ. The second mate was Hooper. By God, he was a trooper. He jerked and jerked until he worked Himself into a stupor. The cook ... ... He fed the crew on menstrual stew And hymens fried in semen. The bosun's name was Andy. By God, he had a dandy. They crushed his cock upon a rock For coming in the brandy. The cabin boy was chipper, A cunning little nipper. He lined his ass with broken glass And circumcised the skipper. The ship's dog's name was Rover We rolled that poor dog over And ground and ground that loyal hound From Tenerife to Dover The trip it was exciting, Our pleasures were inviting. All day we blew -- all night we'd screw By artificial lighting. -- Bawdy Mailing List To post to the list, send a message to bawdy-l@bdragon.jjm.com To (un)sub-scribe, send a message to listserv@bdragon.jjm.com -- |Gateway: Black Dragon Inn |GateOp: root@bdragon.jjm.com From bawdy-owner@bdragon.shore.net Wed Jun 12 09:41:04 1996 Return-Path: bawdy-owner@bdragon.shore.net Received: from shore.shore.net (uucp@shore.shore.net [192.233.85.136]) by mizar.usc.edu (8.7.2/8.7.2/usc) with ESMTP id JAA25617 for ; Wed, 12 Jun 1996 09:40:47 -0700 (PDT) Received: from bdragon.UUCP (uucp@localhost) by shore.shore.net (8.7.5/8.7.3) with UUCP id MAA27735; Wed, 12 Jun 1996 12:40:44 -0400 (EDT) Received: by bdragon.jjm.com (0.99.950801) id AA07471; 05 Feb 96 06:10:09 -0500 From: "P. Alan Thiesen" Date: Sun, 4 Feb 1996 18:58:08 -0800 (PST) X-To: bawdy-l@bdragon.jjm.com Subject: Good Ship Venus Message-Id: <199602050258.SAA08381@Xenon.Stanford.EDU> X-Listname: Bawdy Filking To: bawdy-l@bdragon.jjm.com (Multiple recipients of Bawdy Filking) Reply-To: bawdy-l@bdragon.jjm.com Errors-To: bawdy-owner@bdragon.jjm.com Sender: bawdy-owner@bdragon.jjm.com Precedence: bulk Status: RO X-Status: A I posted this back in August, but at least two people on this list never saw it, so perhaps it never got through... Here is "The Good Ship Venus." Improvements and additional verses are welcome. If there is interest, I could post the melody using Chris Croughton's ASCII music notation. The Good Ship Venus We sailed on the good ship Venus, By God, you should have seen us. The figurehead was a whore in bed And the mast was a red-hot penis. Chorus: There was friggin' in the riggin' Wankin' in the plankin' Masturbatin' in the gratin' There was fuck-all else to do. The Captain of our lugger Was born and bred a bugger Declared unfit to shovel shit From one place to another. The Captain's daughter Mable Was willing, firm and able To fornicate with the Second Mate Upon the chartroom table The Captain's daugher Charlotte Was born and bred a harlot At night her thighs were lily-white By morning they were scarlet The captain's youngest daughter, She fell into the water. Her plaintive squeals announced that eels Had found her sexual quarter. The First Mate's name was Andy An able man and randy He used to cool his favorite tool In a glass of the Captain's brandy The first mate's name was Morgan, By God, he was a gorgon. Ten times a day he'd stop to play With his reproductive organ. The second mate was Hooper. By God, he was a trooper. He jerked and jerked until he worked Himself into a stupor. The cook ... ... He fed the crew on menstrual stew And hymens fried in semen. The bosun's name was Andy. By God, he had a dandy. They crushed his cock upon a rock For coming in the brandy. The cabin boy was chipper, A cunning little nipper. He lined his ass with broken glass And circumcised the skipper. The ship's dog's name was Rover We rolled that poor dog over And ground and ground that loyal hound From Tenerife to Dover The trip it was exciting, Our pleasures were inviting. All day we blew -- all night we'd screw By artificial lighting. -- Bawdy Mailing List To post to the list, send a message to bawdy-l@bdragon.shore.net To (un)sub-scribe, send a message to listserv@bdragon.shore.net -- |Gateway: Black Dragon Inn |GateOp: root@bdragon.shore.net From bawdy-owner@bdragon.shore.net Wed Jun 12 09:41:14 1996 Return-Path: bawdy-owner@bdragon.shore.net Received: from shore.shore.net (uucp@shore.shore.net [192.233.85.136]) by mizar.usc.edu (8.7.2/8.7.2/usc) with ESMTP id JAA25670 for ; Wed, 12 Jun 1996 09:41:10 -0700 (PDT) Received: from bdragon.UUCP (uucp@localhost) by shore.shore.net (8.7.5/8.7.3) with UUCP id MAA27813; Wed, 12 Jun 1996 12:41:06 -0400 (EDT) Received: by bdragon.jjm.com (0.99.950801) id AA07814; 10 Feb 96 12:08:56 -0500 From: Jeff Mach Date: Sat, 10 Feb 96 11:53:57 EST X-To: bawdy-l@bdragon.jjm.com Subject: Re: Good Ship Venus Message-Id: X-Listname: Bawdy Filking To: bawdy-l@bdragon.jjm.com (Multiple recipients of Bawdy Filking) Reply-To: bawdy-l@bdragon.jjm.com Errors-To: bawdy-owner@bdragon.jjm.com Sender: bawdy-owner@bdragon.jjm.com Precedence: bulk Status: RO X-Status: I have a guitar arrangement for that song, under the title "Friggin' In The Riggin'...I'm afraid I couldn't tell you the author, but it's: C GG Friggin' in the riggin', C Wankin' in the plankin' Fm7 Masturbatin' in the gratin', G C There was fock all else to do. That's the pattern for the whole song..apparently, it was on the Sex Pistols' "Great Rock 'N Roll Swindle" album in abbreviated form.. I also have some other verses, which I'll try to post later. If anyone wants to know how to play any of the chords, mail me. -Jeff Mach Rocky Horror Guy -- Bawdy Mailing List To post to the list, send a message to bawdy-l@bdragon.shore.net To (un)sub-scribe, send a message to listserv@bdragon.shore.net -- |Gateway: Black Dragon Inn |GateOp: root@bdragon.shore.net