THE GOOD SHIP VENUS
-Anonymous

It was on the good ship Venus   The Captain's name was Morgan
My God, you should have seen us!  By God, he was a gorgun!
The figurehead was a whore in bed, Ten times each da:,' sweet tunes he'd play
And the mast, an upright penis!   On his reproductive organ!

The Captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger!
He wasn't fit to shovel shit
From one place to another!

The Captain's wife was Mable To screw, she wasn't able So the dirty shits, they nailed her tit5 Across the Captain's table!

The Mate's name it was Andy
By God, he had a dandy!
Till they crushed his cock with a jagged rock
For coming in the brandy!

The second mate was Hooper	Another daughter. Charlotte
By God, he was a trooper!	Born and bred a harlot
He jerked and jerked until he worked At night her thighs were lily white
Himself into a stupor!	By morning they were scarlet!

The abin boy he cabin boy     The Captain's dog was Rover Th~ dir'5 hilL nipper:       We rolled that poor dog over {l tY:i~~ ii~ as~ with broken glass. Ten times each day all along the way ~ ~r~uir1Li~cd 'he Skipper.     From Calais back to Dover!

Tn~c ( aplain uau~$Y~ icr. Mable,  The Boatswains Mat: named Carter '~a ready willing and abte.   Was quite an able farter
~ 4:()~1cale witi the second mate Played anything fror~ "God Save the Queen Upofl the ctiartroom 'able     To Beethoven's 'Moon' Sonata"

The Captain's daughter, Mary,
Had never lost her cherry,
The men grew bold, and offered
Now there's no Virgin Mary!

The Captain had a First Mate He loved him like a bn)ther gold: And every night n the pale moonlight
They buggered one mother!

The Captain's other daughter	 The passengers were whiney
Fell in the deep sea water	They'd drunk up all their winey
Delighted squeals revealed that eels From bed to bed thi-y looked for head
Had found her sexual quarter!   But settled for some hiney.

Aboard the good ship Venus
We sailors all were henious:
It was our fate to inasturbate
And that develops meanness!

The trip it was exciting
The pleasures were invitinL~
All day we blew - all night we'd screw
By artificial lighting!
The Captain had a one-eyed cat He kept it in the cabin He rubbed its ass with axle grease
And started in a-jabbtn'!

One day the good ship foundered    And when we reached our station
On crags our bags were pound(er)ed   We found to OL:r elation
We stubbed our cocks against the rocks, The ship had sunk in a sea of spunk
And then, we all were drownd(er)ed!  From mutual niasturbation!