77.  I LOVE MY WIFE  (Wooden Spoon)
Melody--Itself

I love my wife, yes I do, yes I do,
I love her truly,
I love the hole that she pisses through,
I love her lily white tits and her ruby red lips,
And her little brown asshole,
I'd eat her shit, gobble-gobble, chomp-chomp,
With a rusty spoon (with a rusty spoon).

From Paul Woodford, "Hash Hymns II" (Honolulu, Hawaii, 1994)