When You Are Old And Grey
Since I still appreciate you,
Let's find love while we may.
Because I know that I will hate you,
 When you are old and grey.
So say you love me here and now,
I'll make the most of that.
 Say you love and trust me,
For I know you'll disgust me,
When you're old and getting fat.
An awful debility,
 A lessened utility,
A loss of mobility,
Is a strong possibility.
 In all probability,
I'll lose my virility,
And you your fertility,
And desirability.
And this liability
 Of total sterility,
Will lead to hostility
And a sense of futility.
 Let's act with agility
While we still have the facility,
 For we'll soon reach senility,
 And lose the ability.
Your teeth will start to go dear,
 Your waist will start to spread.
In twenty years or so dear,
 I'll wish that you were dead.
I'll never love you then at all
The way I do today.
So please remember,
When I leave in December,
I told you so in May.
(Tom Lehrer)