Mickey Louse
Tune: Mickey Mouse Theme
Who's the little blood sucker that's after you and me?
 M-I-C, K-E-Y, L-O-U-S-E!
Hi there, hey there, ho there, he's as hungry as can be,
M-I-C, K-E-Y, L-O-U-S-E!
Mickey Louse (scratchy muff!)
Mickey Louse (scratchy muff!)
Forever may he hold your hairy crotch, Tight, Tight, Tight!
When you join up at the hips he'll jump from you to me!
M-I-C, K-E-Y, L-O-U-S-E!
(Slowly)
M-I-C (Eat you real soon!)
 K-E-Y (Why? Because I like you!)
L-O-U-S-Eeee!
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