Semen On A Blue Dress / Good Golly, Miss Monica
by Rosenberg
(llewtraH)
Semen on a blue dress, blue dress, blue dress
Semen on a blue dress found!
Fe, fe, fi, fi, fo, fo, fum
Monica's dress has the President's cum
 In the Oval Office, on the carpeted floor
Till the Leader of the Country up and hollers for more
 In her reinforced kneepads with the Presidential Seal
Seeking out that First Banana to peel
Semen on a blue dress, blue dress, blue dress
Semen on a blue dress found!
The Commander-in-Chief says, "You do it so well"
"I love it, you creep!" says Monica L.
 Poor Hillary's working on "It Takes A Village"
 While Miss Lewinsky's dress gets a Big Ole' Spillage
She's not too skinny, she's not too fat
Every President wants an Intern like that
Semen on a blue dress, blue dress, blue dress
Semen on a blue dress found
 Semen on a blue dress, blue dress, blue dress
Semen on a blue dress found
Good golly Miss Monica, don't sing to Kenneth Starr
Good golly Miss Monica, this thing's gone way to far
From the early, early morning to the early, early night
Miss Monica's on bended knee at the House of White
Semen on a blue dress, blue dress, blue dress
Semen on a blue dress found
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