The Band Played On
Casey got hit with a bucket of shit,
 And the band played on.
He waltzed round the floor and got hit with some more,
 And the band played on.
His balls were so loaded they nearly exploded,
 The poor girl she shook with alarm.
He married the bitch with the seven-year itch,
 And the band played on.
 (The Dirty Song Book by Jerry Silverman)
  But he couldn't hide the dirt.